fowle-beaste:
headspace-hotel:
hater-of-terfs:
bonecouch:
deadmomjokes:
Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.
Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.
Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.
And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.
“but without the profit motive people won’t work”
If this is you:
Dinosaur Anti-Capitalism
@todaysbird
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5:34 pm • 16 July 2023 • 124,088 notes
invisiblyvisiblejay:
dragonretirement:
i fucking hate this fandom (this is the funniest thing ive ever seen)
10:09 pm • 23 July 2023 • 2,223 notes
headspace-hotel:
I…tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as “ecological deserts.”
Feel free to repost, no need for credit
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10:09 pm • 23 July 2023 • 147,113 notes
faranae:
prochoice-is-pro-compassion:
pinkqueerpunk:
aroacemonster:
Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).
Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).
Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% /
8.1%
of the time respectively while being included
78.9%
/ 81.2% of the time (x)
Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.
Also, i checked out the survey the second claim sources a while back: this is not OP choosing the words truscum, exclusionist, etc. These are labels that the survey gave people the option to self-identify as. It’s self-proclaimed exclusionists who dont like the word queer, not random accusations
yeah that’s super important.
This one gets reblogged on main. The reclassification of ‘queer’ as an inexcusable slur is a recent development which stems in part from exclusionist rhetoric. We reclaimed it decades ago. Learn our history. You are not immune to TERF propaganda, but you can absolutely choose to educate yourself to spite it.
Be kind. 💜
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10:06 pm • 23 July 2023 • 111,498 notes
ardri-na-bpiteog:
Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it’s a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.
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10:04 pm • 23 July 2023 • 12,406 notes
5weekdays:
this place has a brunch menu where everything’s named after this summer’s movies. so you got stuff like “indiana jones and the mango french toast of destiny” or my favorite:
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8:54 pm • 23 July 2023 • 4,234 notes
evilwizard:
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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8:49 pm • 23 July 2023 • 65,173 notes
soberscientistlife:
Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.
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8:49 pm • 23 July 2023 • 20,094 notes
FUNNY STORY PLEASE READ
otterfire:
Teacher: Testicles are about 5 degrees cooler than the rest of the male body because the sperm can’t develop in normal body temperature.
Me: So then, why do we use the phrase “hot as balls?”
Teacher: That’s interesting. I’ve never actually thought of that.
Friend: Yeah more like hot vagina.
Teacher: Yeah, it would be more correct to say “it’s hot as vag in here.”
Class: *busts out laughing*
Teacher: But if any of you tell somebody else I just said that, I’ll deny it
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8:46 pm • 23 July 2023 • 541 notes
